Your podcast, clipped while you sleep.
You record the episode. We mine it for the moments that travel — and hand you back scroll-ready vertical clips with burned-in captions, titles, and descriptions, ready to post. A human checks every clip. No templates, no AI slop with your name on it.
Get my first 2 clips free →First 2 clips are free — one per podcast, no card.
How it works, exactly
No magic, no black box — here's the whole process, the same clipping pipeline we run on our own streams every day.
You send your episode link
YouTube, Spotify video, or audio with timestamps — one link on the form below is all it takes. Tell us your format and which package you're eyeing (or just start with the free clips).
We find the hooks
The laugh, the hot take, the story with a pulse — we mine the episode for the moments that actually travel, then cut them vertical with burned-in captions built from the episode's own audio.
Clips land within 48 hours
Your clips arrive captioned and titled, in a folder with a suggested posting order — standard turnaround is 48 hours, and a human checks every clip before anything ships.
You post — or don't
Post them yourself to Shorts, TikTok, and Reels on your schedule — or stay hands-off with the Resident plan's done-for-you scheduling notes and posting calendar.
The free taste, in plain print: your first 2 clips are free — one episode, two clips, judge the work. One per podcast, no card. If it earns it, the packages below take it from there.
No card, no catch. Send one episode and we'll cut two real, captioned, ready-to-post clips from it — on the house, one per podcast. Judge the work before you spend a cent.
The straight print
Three honest notes before you send anything — the way we'd want it told to us.
A human checks every clip
The pipeline hunts and cuts, but a real person watches each clip before it ships: captions in sync, framing right, the moment actually lands. Pure auto-clippers skip that step, and you can tell.
48-hour standard turnaround
Clips come back within 48 hours as our standard — cut in queue order, Resident plans first. No fake "instant" countdown; real cutting and real checking take real time, and we'd rather say so.
Video today · audio in production
Video podcasts (YouTube, Spotify video) are ready right now. Audio-only shows get audiogram-style clips — waveform and captions over your cover art — and that format is in production: mark "audio-only" on the form and we'll confirm your timing honestly before anything is owed.
Packages
Every package starts the same way: the free first 2 clips. Send the form, judge the work, then pick your pack — we'll match everything up by email.
Sampler
- 3 clips from 1 episode
- Burned-in captions from the episode's own audio
- Titles & descriptions included
- Suggested posting order
- 48-hour standard turnaround
Season
- 12 clips from up to 4 episodes
- Burned-in captions from the episode's own audio
- Titles & descriptions included
- Suggested posting order
- 48-hour standard turnaround per episode
Resident
- Every episode covered — 6 clips each
- Priority queue
- Posting calendar included
- Done-for-you scheduling notes
- Titles & descriptions included
One straight word, same as everywhere else in the Lab: no clip package can promise a clip blows up — anyone who guarantees that is selling you something. What these packs buy is more swings, cut well and checked by a human.
Start with your free clips
Fill this out and it lands straight in the Lab's inbox. First 2 clips free, one per podcast, no card — or tell us the package you're eyeing and we'll match it up.
Stream instead of podcast?
The Phantom Clip Lab app does this same job for your Twitch and YouTube VODs — paste your stream link, set your webcam and framing presets, get captioned Shorts back by email. First 2 clips free there too.
Try the Clip Lab app →Questions
The short answers.
Are the first clips really free?
Yes — two captioned, ready-to-post clips from one episode, one per podcast, no card. It's a sample of exactly what the paid packages produce, so you can judge the work instead of a pitch.
What do I get back?
Scroll-ready vertical clips with burned-in captions, plus a title and description for each and a suggested posting order — delivered by email as download links, ready for Shorts, TikTok, and Reels.
How long does it take?
48 hours is our standard turnaround per episode batch. Jobs are cut in queue order (Resident plans first). We'd rather give you a real 48 hours than fake an "instant" promise — cutting and human-checking take real time.
Is this fully automatic?
Half of it is, on purpose. The pipeline hunts the moments and does the cutting, but a human checks every clip before it reaches you — captions in sync, framing right, the moment actually worth posting. Pure auto-clippers skip that check, and you can tell.
My show is audio-only — can you clip it?
Soon, in audiogram style: your waveform and captions over your show's cover art. That format is in production right now — pick "Audio-only" on the form and we'll confirm your timing honestly before anything is owed. Video podcasts (YouTube, Spotify video) are ready today.
Do you post the clips for me?
You post them — each batch comes with a suggested posting order, and the Resident plan adds a posting calendar and done-for-you scheduling notes so posting day takes minutes, not thought.
Can I send an episode that isn't mine?
No — send episodes of your own show. "It's your podcast, we just do the clipping" is the honest way to run this, and it's the deal the form runs on.